as i was doing mise-en place for the mari- pua..
something leaned on my back.. i thought it was just someone trying to pass by coz space was limited.. then it came.. the stupid commis friend of mine laid his so called "bom iraq" on me.. it went POTTT!! the bastard farted at me.. i even bloody felt the VIBRATION of his dam FART on my back! and he laughed and ranaway! chibai ah..
its been 4 months since i’ve gone for a haircut..
so after Dale introducing me to this new hair saloon in town that cuts for 15 bucks and another 15 bucks for a massage.. WHY NOT! Hahahahaa..! well.. then i got the car.. drove an hour to that hair saloon. so Dale warned me before.. the dude was a gay.. so i tot.. oh well its just like A-Cut-Above.. those gay manly senior hairstylist. no harm coz gays gotta make some money too. So when i stepped in.. took a seat, and then i told him how i wanted my hair done. So when he took the shaver and started to give me a trim..OMG! but hold on.. let me describe him.. he/she was wearing a white collar long-sleeved shirt.. had that ruffled looking style with jeans on.. FYI he/she has long dyed hair which really makes him look like a real bapuk! so then he came closer to trim my hair.. when i looked into the mirror! i tot he/she was wearing a singlet on the inside.. but it was pink.. so i looked closer.. BLOODY HELL! he/she was wearing a PINK BRA~!!!! WAH LAN NEH! what the hell man.. shocked me when i saw it! so it was distracting coz i had no where else to look except at the mirror where his freaking pink bra was showing!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! what a bloody sick sight! u wear a thong,not-so-bad lah… u wear a bloody PINK BRA!! YOU! A BAPUK WITH NO TITS AND A PINK BRA! WTF WEH!! so anyway.. i was lucky i wanted hair treatment and this cute thang came by and made life smell like scented candles and sweet smelling roses! HAHAHAHAHA! man she make bubba sparx happy! that big city bottom fill me up wit joy! well.. i guess it’s definitely nice getting a haircut in langkawi.. its cheap.. treatment costs 50 bucks and a haircut cost 15 bucks! sometimes.. life’s worth living with cheap things around! = p
Let me ask you something ladies..
feel a lil lacking your packing?
need a lil more frosting on your cakes?
you know where to get it ripe and get it TIGHT!
Hi there, how are things?
I once was a breast man now it seems.
Ever since i had the pleasure of getting you together, your chest is just whatever
I found the buried treasure
Yes ma’am, here’s the plan
Meet me over yonder ok - don’t play
i’ll bring the whip whoop, you bring your cook book
And ima fix that stuff up, everything is good good!
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY, ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE!
I FOUND YOU MS NEW BOOTY!
~chubba sparX
damn u phillies..
itchy crotch bastards.. u gotta watch your backs
put them bruises on my hands
cuts on my wrist
testing my patience.. i ain’t working hard no more.. i’m working smart
coz i ain’t gon be your dog.
I hope it isn’t true.. its the fourth time it has happened.. and it never seems to happen in the day when i even put my nose out of the window to sniff.everynite after work.. without fail, me and some people smell the whiff of what seems to be flowers in the books written and word of mouth. and its not like smelling a fart.. its so strong.. and they say it should be frangipani flowers.. i don’t know what the hell is frangipani or how it smells or looks.. anyway.. the smell keep lingering till we drive further on.. and further away from that corner. 3 times at nite.. without fail.. but i decided to test it out to see wether it was the tree or something else.. so this afternoon.. i stuck out my head to smell it.. i didn’t smell anything.. so now i think.. i know what i’m smelling.. more dangerous than a fart.. if u smell a fart.. u will be like.. WTF.. chibai who farted!! but if u smell this.. u better not say a thing. or somebody gonna get a hurt REAL BAD! lol.. but i do not dare to do anything like that .. someone did tho.. in the shuttle.. my friend Agus was teasing this gay guy,Chandra whom we call Chan..lol!well.. he was like.. "bau tu! nanti dia ikut balik!"Then he laughed.. so he tried it.. don’t think he got into any shit. but there’s something about that corner on the way to the hotel..
sunshine, blue skies.. please go away
my girl has found another
and gone away.
with her went my future,
my life is filled with gloom,
so day after day i stay locked up in my room.
i know to you it may sound strange,
but i wish it would rain..
coz so badly i wanna go outside.. such a lovely day
but everyone knows that a man ain’t supposed to cry,
i gotta cry coz cryin’ eases the pain,
people this hurt i feel inside,
words could never explain..
i just wish it would rain..
oh let it rain.. rain rain rain rain,
ohhh baby let it rain..
day in day out my tear stained face,
is pressed against the window panes,
my eyes search the sky desperately for rain,
coz rain drops would hide my tear drops,
and no one would ever know that i’m cryin’.. cryin’ when i go outside.
to the world outside my tears.. i refuse to explain,
i just wish it would rain. i just wish it would rain.
What is the real reason of the existence of ghosts?
i lie thinking of that very night.I wonder what if i could see what was near me.Sometimes i’d wish i could see it.
It was a day out till night fell.On our way back.. a long stretch of darkness surrounded by rubber trees.. Dale wanted to take a piss and was kidding about stopping by the side to scare Chan. So he did. stopped the engine, unlocked the doors.I was laughing.. we were all laughing but Chan was begging to leave the place asap. Until Grace scolded Dale for doing so.. we continued our drive back. On the way home, Chan was extremely quiet.. although his face was extremely pale and he was moving closer to me. It felt almost so uncomfortable.. as i just found out today he was gay..LOL!gay as in "i suck cock for fun".. yea.. that kinda gay. So as we reached this place called Temurun by the locals.. it is rumoured that this people have seen these "things" here.. so as this moment, he put his hand on my lap and move closer. I was like.. WTF!! He kept moving closer and closer to me!OMgoodness!i thought to myself that he got possessed or something coz he’s eyes were bulging out.. looked so stoned as if he had something in him..
so on the way back.. we asked him again if he was alright.. he went.. "sshhh..". Okay.. we just asked him if he was alright again.. he just went.. "sshhh.." again..
so Dale asked him.. he was like.. "SENYAP!" in a deep voice. so i had to hold my balls from shaking.Its either i be molested by a gay dude or just fuked up by a possessed gay ghost dude.. LOL! so then in about 10 minutes.. we reached the quarters. The moment we reached, i marked the very words he said out.. "Dale, lain kali jangan main macam ini.. "perempuan" itu ikut kita tadi..that’s why saya duduk dekat dekat dengan Jon". Fuck me man.. i was so stoned..i didn’t know what to say.. then he continued and said.. " Dia duduk sebelah ngan saya". So he pointed to his left.. so then when i carried the things to the room.. Grace said.. she felt something too.. she could feel the car getting colder.. GODDAMMIT! so i guess that would make my closest experience to it.. i want to go home..
Langkawi even had a major blackout.. the north part. That’s where i am at.. freaking hotel and quarters outta lights.. the hotel had a generator.. but not the dam quarters! never felt this bad before.. all in the dark.. glad i have them phillies and indos with me.. so while they brought out the booze, i walked to my room to change into my boxers.. never felt so free before.. walking in public in my boxers! lol! and Dale had to come n pull it down.. and while my phone clipped to my boxers.. it felt into the drain.. great! i mean GREAT that i get to buy a new phone.. better than the one i have that should be in Muzium Negara ages ago! and GREATT.. that i now have to remain phone-less for a week or so.. sighs.. Sorry Teoh now u are really gonna be really lonely in Sien-menyih..HAHAHHA! u can rely on your four walls for entertainment now!why dont u buy a ball?it would be doubly fun with a ball to throw against the wall! HAHAHHAHHAHAAH!
oh well.. a week of paradise on earth. KL.. i can never be a kampung boy. 3 weeks in Langkawi.. just made me feel lost.. i realised that i m a computer-dependant person. i felt so lost without MSN.. which resulted to spending at least 200+ on credit.
my week in KL was considered bittersweet.. but i’m glad i had a week of fun and laughter!Hahahahahha!
i will miss Kok Siong’s ..aP-AP,aP-AP.. APPPOOLLLOO!! HAAAHAHAHAH! just bcoz 3 of us were wearing polo-T’s.. and bernard was like.. "Wah.. lei dei 3 kor..apollo AH!" and Kok Siong’s spontaneous reaction was that! not missing out his.. "HOOK, THERE IT IS!!" coz of dota!HAHAHAHAHAH! Followed by Pepet’s bloody unpredictable ..SERANGAN AJAIB!! bloody hell.. while walking in midvalley.. i was just walking admiring the new year decorations.. and suddenly.. when i was amazed by the deco.. someone goes.. SERANGAN AJAIB!! and i felt a sharp jab in the balls.. and HE WAS LAUGHING!! chibai ah!! and i was crouching like i had terrible diarrhoea coming.. like a major stomach ache just came around! pepet.. u lucky we all are SBF’s!IF NOT.. you know what happen lah! Hahahahahah!i will miss shouting.. AMBIK LAH KETAM!!or.. AMMBIK!!Hahahahaha..! and definitely miss the one and only person who will continue it with.. BAGI DIA BAGI DIA!! and whoelse could that be.. MR SongASS!Hahahahahah!i also will miss Kok Siong’s porn movie OST song.. and we actually played it when bernard was getting mushy on the phone with his girlfriend!!HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!and after that.. bernard mentioned about him having this keling friend.. saying that that his friend doesn’t smell like a keling.. HaHAHAHA!and Mr JARED CHIN KOK SIONG had to say.. "then she smell liek wat? KARI AH?"HAHAHAHAAHHA! i’ve never laughed so much before.. during CNY.. one of the best but not financially.. HAHA! never save so much cash before.. never lost so lil in lucky.. but it was fun playing lucky with u guys.. esp the part where everyone goes.. IF YOU MISSS…!! HAHAHAHAHHA!i’m really gonna miss u guys.. esp pauing nigel in lucky.. and he can still smile!… i guess even tho a bad thing can kill u just like that.. u know if you’ve got friends like this.. they stick that smile back for u!
All my bags are packed
I’m ready to go
I’m standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye.
But the dawn is breaking,Its early morn’
The taxi’s waiting, he’s blowing his horn
Already i’m so lonesome i could die.
There ‘re so many times i let you down
So many times i’ve played around
But now you know that they don’t mean a thing
Every place i go, I’ll think of you
Every song i sing, i’ll sing for you
When i come back I’ll wear your wedding ring
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait for me
Hold me like you’ll never let me go
I’m leaving on a jetplane
Don’t know when i’ll be back again
oh babe.. i hate to go..
i hate to go.
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, let me kiss you
Close your eyes and i’ll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When i won’t have to be alone
About the times when i wont have to say..
I’m leaving on a jetplane..
Leaving on a jetplannee..
